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Day 2 of Pyromania revealed!

Downtown Teufort: The might Manhattan of the Badlands. The Big Gravel. The City That Never Seeps (the slogan of our campaign to let people know we’d start getting a handle on our world-famous sewage problem). Whatever you wan to call them, these streets are filled to bursting with opportunity (and, depending on the weather, up to knee-height with sewage). 
Maybe you read that article in Tourism Monthly (“Teufort: It is Horrible”) and you’re worried about murder, thievery and tramp attacks. Don’t be! Thanks to our lack of a fire department, they’ve got bigger things to worry about than you: Putting out all those methane fires.

Day 2 Pyromania, the exciting TF2 event counting down the release of the long-awaited Meet the Pyro, brings with it brand new weapons for the Sniper, Scout, Soldier, and of course the Pyro. Check out the new weapons by clicking the link above!

Day 2 of Pyromania revealed!

Downtown Teufort: The might Manhattan of the Badlands. The Big Gravel. The City That Never Seeps (the slogan of our campaign to let people know we’d start getting a handle on our world-famous sewage problem). Whatever you wan to call them, these streets are filled to bursting with opportunity (and, depending on the weather, up to knee-height with sewage). 

Maybe you read that article in Tourism Monthly (“Teufort: It is Horrible”) and you’re worried about murder, thievery and tramp attacks. Don’t be! Thanks to our lack of a fire department, they’ve got bigger things to worry about than you: Putting out all those methane fires.

Day 2 Pyromania, the exciting TF2 event counting down the release of the long-awaited Meet the Pyro, brings with it brand new weapons for the Sniper, Scout, Soldier, and of course the Pyro. Check out the new weapons by clicking the link above!

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Pyromania: Day One

Doomsday pits BLU against RED, with only one team getting the honor of transporting a suitcase nuke full of recalled Mann Co. Australium to American monkeynaut Poopy Joe’s rocket, so he can blast off and hunt down Soviet space chimp Vladimir Bananas. It’s the same spirit of competitive enterprise that stalled the moon landing by three years when Buzz Aldrin suplexed Neil Armstrong into a pile of folding chairs at Astromania ‘69! Both teams will attempt to get the necessary fuel up a preposterously slow-moving elevator and into Poopy Joe’s Australium-powered rocket to the stars.

This is Day 1 of a 3 day celebration update for Meet the Pyro. You can read their blog entry here.

Pyromania: Day One

Doomsday pits BLU against RED, with only one team getting the honor of transporting a suitcase nuke full of recalled Mann Co. Australium to American monkeynaut Poopy Joe’s rocket, so he can blast off and hunt down Soviet space chimp Vladimir Bananas. It’s the same spirit of competitive enterprise that stalled the moon landing by three years when Buzz Aldrin suplexed Neil Armstrong into a pile of folding chairs at Astromania ‘69! Both teams will attempt to get the necessary fuel up a preposterously slow-moving elevator and into Poopy Joe’s Australium-powered rocket to the stars.

This is Day 1 of a 3 day celebration update for Meet the Pyro. You can read their blog entry here.